- #The whole shebang profantasy movie#
- #The whole shebang profantasy driver#
- #The whole shebang profantasy free#
As a literary critic/commentator? Hell no. But as a S&S writer in his own right? No. Same vein, different needle.Īppendix N titles/authors that completely suck:Ĭarter, Lin–a halfway decent editor, in the sense that he okay taste in older fantasy, and deserves credit for bringing some of these back out of obscurity with his Adult Fantasy reprints for Ballantine. Fer chrissakes, guys, read something by Cormac McCarthy or Chuck Palahniuk once in a while. It makes the circle-jerking of the OSR look positively dynamic. To establish a group blog for the sole purpose of rehashing crap paperbacks is some next-level stagnation. Gygax had the literary taste of your average high school freshman. I like re-reading some of the genre classics (LotR, Jack Vance, Leiber) occasionally, as much as the next guy who’s into that sort of literature, but let’s face it, Appendix N is also overflowing with total groaners that aren’t worth reading once, let alone revisiting (see below).
#The whole shebang profantasy movie#
What with Dwimmermount limping back updates to once a month, I’m starting to think the pope put an interdict or a fatwa on these projects, whichever one he put on the movie with the talking rat born out of wedlock because it was against God. Does it take four months to make final edits on a 30-page pamphlet and push the “print to PDF” button? The first installment of the “magazine” format was supposedly at the proof stage four months ago. That was back in March, so in a few weeks it will be eight months with nothing to show for it but some increasingly ambitious plans (“now it’s a hardcover AND a six-issue magazine, yeah!”) and the occasional excuse (“people missed their deadlines, sorry”).
Is it me or is the all-new all-star Petty Gods taking fucking forever to actually come out? The rubes got all excited when the project was revived with omg Erol Otus and Michael Moorcock and all the celebrities lending a hand just like regular gamers. I guess I’m trying to say, ‘If you’re going to be a flamboyant octopus fucker, do it with some style, man.’ Fuck, even Anton LaVey waxed his head. His girl didn’t even know the ‘magic words’. Fuck, Jim Bakker’s bitch could at least cry on cue – before she went straight, paired-up with that fag from ‘Too Close for Comfort’, and died of colon cancer. His ol’ lady didn’t really seem too ‘into it’ in their Jell-O ritual. Could it be this Satanis fellow had some kind of early childhood trauma, like pooping his pants on the bus, that led to this? Or, judging from the rather nice dent on the top-right side of his cranium, was he dropped on his fucking head? For an alleged cult leader, he’s very un-charismatic, and has the elocution of one of those ‘slow kids’ – you know, the ones who draw the backwards swaztikas and crooked pentagrams on their folders. This whole Cthulu/Tentacle thing is some kind of scatological fetish, not unlike Rob Kuntz’s diseased space twat which glares ominously from atop his blog. Who loves ya, pundit? What do gamers really talk about? Cha-ching!Ĭurrently drinking: a cocktail known only as”circus talk”
#The whole shebang profantasy free#
Yes, the riveting “Best Free RPG Map software?” is finally in danger of losing its crown.
#The whole shebang profantasy driver#
Get those clicks out and start measuring, boys!īTW the “YDIS threads” (the Dwimmerdust Trilogy plus the classic “YDIS Whuh?”) are tracking to become the single biggest traffic driver to the ‘shite in its whole fucking history by this time tomorrow. There’s a two-way reacharound now so in theory it is now easy to see which site is more fucking influential in the fucking hobby. Now I didn’t have much to say about Venus on the Half Shell up there (sorry RR, tit man but not THAT MUCH) initially but since some moral positions are beyond question, this is a good chance to compare traffic YDIS sends to Tao wi/ traffic Tao sends to YDIS. Gentlemen, thugs and sissies, I give you the fucking problem with gamers, Exhibit Fucking A. The fucking universe apparently boils down to blogging about offhand hexes, implementing useful rules or systems and above all quantity of dicking around online with dungeons and dragons.
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